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Super Philosophy Smack Down

Twelve philosophers. No consensus. A free 3D fighting game of the ancient thinkers — story mode through the Golden Chain, versus the computer, two players on one screen, online matches and a training room.

▶Play nowFree in your browser — nothing to install (about 30 MB to load) ⬇Install for WindowsSetup · 25 MB · opens in its own window, plays offline
In Safari, open the game, tap the Share button, then Add to Home Screen.

Windows may show “Windows protected your PC” for a new download: choose More info → Run anyway.

The title screen: menu and the roster

The roster

From Miletus to Rome, each with a fighting style drawn from their thought.

ThalesParmenidesPythagorasHeraclitusSocratesPlatoAristotleEpicurusPlotinusJulianMarcus AureliusThoth

Controllers

  • Xbox, PlayStation (DualShock 4, DualSense, PS3), Switch Pro and Joy-Con, 8BitDo
  • GameCube pads through a Mayflash-style USB adapter
  • PS1/PS2 and SNES-style USB adapters and pads
  • Anything else: Settings → Controller Setup → Set up controller layout, or hold Select + Start

Two controllers for local versus. Button prompts follow your pad.

Also plays with

  • Keyboard: move with WASD, attack with J K U I
  • Touch controls on phones and tablets
  • Any current browser with WebGL 2: Chrome, Edge, Firefox, Safari